i have a student named hermione it has begun
this morning she apologised “on behalf of the class” for wasting “your time, and our time, too”. she is ten.
and her parents have raised her well
MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE
MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY
I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe
Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
right now I want that cuddling that gets flirty and then turns into really good sex.
There are “people on Tumblr” and then there are “Tumblr people.”